But the most dedicated take their tributes a step further by offering their seed directly to the plastic.Īs such, r/cummingonfigurines is an overflowing gallery of cartoon miniatures smothered with ejaculate, as men upload the results of their white-hot wanking work, which absolutely defiles the statues.
Those figurines can be used as totems for your standard, parasocial simpdom efforts, because there is perhaps no better way to demonstrate your allegiance to, say, Kill La Kill’s Ryuko Matoi than to stack a shelfful of the character’s countenance in a series of immodest forms. Here is all the context you need: Within the greater hentai merchandising industry, you can purchase tiny, painted sculptures of various busty anime girls - usually themed after whatever serials are currently burning up the Crunchyroll charts.
The subreddit Jeff is referring to has 38,000 members, and it contains one of the most complete archives of feral male id available on the internet. “Something about seeing the figure dripping with ‘it’ was very erotic. At first I thought it was really weird, but then a few days later, I got bored so I got one of my figurines and, well, came on it,” he tells me. “I was browsing the NSFW side of Reddit and came across r/cummingonfigurines. Is it a blessing or a curse? Well, that all depends on your perspective. You shuffle through a zillion different permutations of libido - wading into copious darkened forums, witnessing the most esoteric legends of masturbation - before crossing the Rubicon into the unknown.įor a 23-year old in Illinois we’ll call Jeff, it only took one quick glimpse into the yawning void for his life to change forever. This is a learned fetish bursting forth from the infinite possibility of cyberspace and the relentless curiosity of the inscrutable male brain chemistry.
Nobody comes out of the womb with a desire to nut on plastic anime figurines.
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